( cats of jesse)

Name's Pau! This is a Jesse Eisenberg Appreciation Blog. Just so everyone knows, this isn't the main blog on my tumblr account. My tumblr account with this blog is retlawdisigny So if I 'answer privately'...do not be surprised to find a different tumblr name.

Um. And I tend to do random Jesse spams. Just so you know.


snapesgrudge: ‘oh hey andrew look at—’ ‘I’M HERE JESSE I’M RIGHT HERE DON’T SAY ANOTHER WORD YOU JUST SAY MY NAME AND I WILL DITCH WHATEVER FEMALE I CAME WITH. WHICH ONE DID I EVEN COME WITH TONIGHT? SHANNON? WHO? YOU SAY I’VE BEEN DATING HER FOR QUITE A WHILE? WELL THAT’S SILLY I’VE NEVER HEARD ABOUT THAT. BUT YES AS I WAS SAYING JESSE YOU JUST SAY MY NAME AND I’M THERE. OR JUST ‘AND’ OR ‘AN’ AND I’M THERE. I WILL ALSO RESPOND TO BAMBI. OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO CALL ME, OR, YOU KNOW, LITTLE ME, THAT’S FINE JUST GO AHEAD. ACTUALLY IT’S FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION BECAUSE I HAVE A NAME FOR LITTLE YOU. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS? OH LOOK AT THAT FACE YOU DO WANT TO KNOW, BLESS YOU. WELL I’LL TELL YOU. IT’S LALA. SHORT FOR LASAGNA. BECAUSE I’M GARFIELD. ANDREW GARFIELD. AND YOU KNOW WHAT GARFIELD DOES WITH LASAGNA, DON’T YOU? HE EATS IT, JESSE. GARFIELD EATS LASAGNA. GET IT? DO YOU GET IT NOW, JESSE? THAT’S WHY YOU ARE JESSE AND LITTLE YOU IS LALA. I SAY, WHO IS THAT WOMAN AND WHY IS SHE FOLLOWING US? CAN’T SHE SEE I AM BUSY PRANCING WITH MY JESSE AND MY LALA. SOME PEOPLE, REALLY.’. 

snapesgrudge:

‘oh hey andrew look at—’ ‘I’M HERE JESSE I’M RIGHT HERE DON’T SAY ANOTHER WORD YOU JUST SAY MY NAME AND I WILL DITCH WHATEVER FEMALE I CAME WITH. WHICH ONE DID I EVEN COME WITH TONIGHT? SHANNON? WHO? YOU SAY I’VE BEEN DATING HER FOR QUITE A WHILE? WELL THAT’S SILLY I’VE NEVER HEARD ABOUT THAT. BUT YES AS I WAS SAYING JESSE YOU JUST SAY MY NAME AND I’M THERE. OR JUST ‘AND’ OR ‘AN’ AND I’M THERE. I WILL ALSO RESPOND TO BAMBI. OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO CALL ME, OR, YOU KNOW, LITTLE ME, THAT’S FINE JUST GO AHEAD. ACTUALLY IT’S FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION BECAUSE I HAVE A NAME FOR LITTLE YOU. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS? OH LOOK AT THAT FACE YOU DO WANT TO KNOW, BLESS YOU. WELL I’LL TELL YOU. IT’S LALA. SHORT FOR LASAGNA. BECAUSE I’M GARFIELD. ANDREW GARFIELD. AND YOU KNOW WHAT GARFIELD DOES WITH LASAGNA, DON’T YOU? HE EATS IT, JESSE. GARFIELD EATS LASAGNA. GET IT? DO YOU GET IT NOW, JESSE? THAT’S WHY YOU ARE JESSE AND LITTLE YOU IS LALA. I SAY, WHO IS THAT WOMAN AND WHY IS SHE FOLLOWING US? CAN’T SHE SEE I AM BUSY PRANCING WITH MY JESSE AND MY LALA. SOME PEOPLE, REALLY.’. 

(Source: formerlydidyoublush, via captainamericajusticeotp)


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